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May 1, 2010

Rules for Women-from the Male Side



Just want to share jokes about women. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Perhaps some jokes will seem a little bit of sarcastic, so sorry for that.


1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present again!

2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

3. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

5. Crying is blackmail.

6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

7. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

8. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

16. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

17. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

22. You have enough clothes.

23. You have too many shoes.

24. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Source : basicjokes.com

3 komentar:

MinnieRunner May 02, 2010  

Most of the list made me smile; simply because I knew for a fact that we women do act 'difficult to comprehend' sometimes :)

Awarded you with Sisterhood Award

Willyo Alsyah P. Isman May 02, 2010  

Alhamdulillah Berkat Rahmat Allah SWT..

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Immo May 04, 2010  

Muahahaaa.. like it like it like it !!

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