What a Woman Want in a Man – Another Joke!
A Man in age 20:
- Good-looking
- Charismatic
- Financially successful
- A sympathetic listener
- Funny
- In good shape
- Dresses with style
- Appreciates finer things
- Full of thoughtful surprises
- A romantic lover
- Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
- Opens car doors, holds chairs
- Has sufficient money for a nice dinner
- Listens more than talks
- Laughs at my jokes
- Carries bags of groceries with ease
- Owns at least one tie
- Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
- Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
- Seeks romance at least once a week
- Not too ugly (bald head is okay)
- Doesn't drive off until I'm inside the car
- Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
- Nods head when I'm talking
- Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
- Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
- Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
- Remembers to put the toilet seat down
- Shaves most weekends
- Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
- Doesn't scratch in public
- Doesn't borrow money too often
- Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm speaking
- Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
- Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
- Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
- Appreciates a good TV dinner
- Remembers your name on occasion
- Shaves some weekends
- Doesn't frighten small children
- Remembers where bathroom is
- Doesn't need much money for upkeep
- Only snores lightly when asleep
- Remembers why he's laughing
- Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
- Usually wears some clothes
- Likes soft foods
- Remembers where he left his teeth
- Remembers that it's the weekend
- Breathing
- Doesn't miss the toilet
Well, that’s life! We keep moving forward. Whatever the men’s condition, most women will still love their men.
