Nov 20, 2010

What a Woman Want in a Man – Another Joke!

A Man in age 20:

  • Good-looking
  • Charismatic
  • Financially successful
  • A sympathetic listener
  • Funny
  • In good shape
  • Dresses with style
  • Appreciates finer things
  • Full of thoughtful surprises
  • A romantic lover
A Man in age 30:

  • Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
  • Opens car doors, holds chairs
  • Has sufficient money for a nice dinner
  • Listens more than talks
  • Laughs at my jokes
  • Carries bags of groceries with ease
  • Owns at least one tie
  • Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
  • Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
  • Seeks romance at least once a week
A Man in age 40:
  • Not too ugly (bald head is okay)
  • Doesn't drive off until I'm inside the car
  • Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
  • Nods head when I'm talking
  • Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
  • Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
  • Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
  • Remembers to put the toilet seat down
  • Shaves most weekends
A Man in age 50:
  • Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
  • Doesn't scratch in public
  • Doesn't borrow money too often
  • Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm speaking
  • Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
  • Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
  • Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
  • Appreciates a good TV dinner
  • Remembers your name on occasion
  • Shaves some weekends
A Man in age 60:
  • Doesn't frighten small children
  • Remembers where bathroom is
  • Doesn't need much money for upkeep
  • Only snores lightly when asleep
  • Remembers why he's laughing
  • Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
  • Usually wears some clothes
  • Likes soft foods
  • Remembers where he left his teeth
  • Remembers that it's the weekend
A Man in Age 70+ :
  • Breathing
  • Doesn't miss the toilet
Well, that’s life! We keep moving forward. Whatever the men’s condition, most women will still love their men.

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